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Good Morning! Today is
national nurse day! All of the sexy nurses out there, today is your day.
Bobby is always paranoid
about getting robbed and/or raped.
Just to ease his mind, he gave his sausage biscuit to a homeless man
this morning. He thinks being nice
to everyone, will bring him good karma.
The full length trailer for
Twilight 2 will be at the beginning of Band Slam, which is the movie Bobby is
in. He’s very excited about this
and all of you should be too!
Check the movie out.
-Does anyone watch the Tony
Awards? We were talking about it
today and none of us even knew what the award show consisted of.
A dog ran away from home 8
years ago and now he’s back. A man
who lives 45 minutes from of the owners recently found the dog and took it to
the Human Society. Luckily, the dog had a chip in it and it was linked back the
family. They were shocked thinking
that he was gone for good. Bobby and Amy have chips in their dogs. Amy did this after Josie got lose. Lunchbox and Bobby think Josie looks
mean…she’s a Rottweiler. Amy said
she is sweet and you would fall in love with her if you saw her. Amy took her running yesterday and
there were several children around.
This scares Bobby because he doesn’t think she can control her.
Old Mug Shot
A mug shot of a guy that was
from the 70’s was just caught 30
years later. He was in jail for
robbery and his wife didn’t know that he was a felon. He is being sent back Tennessee and will most likely be
there in jail for a while.
George Clooney is 48
Roma Downey is 49 (“Touched
by an Angel”)
Tom Bergeron is 54 (“Dancing
with the Stars”)
Alan Dale is 62 (“Lost and
Chris Shiflett is 38 (Foo
Mark Bryan is 42 (Hootie and
Tony Scalzo is 45 (Fastball)
Bob Seger is 64 (Grammy
winner; #1 album “Against the Wind” and the song “Old Time Rock N‘ Roll“)
Bonehead Story of the
Today’s Bonehead comes to us
from Germany. A 82 year old man
was so frustrated with his neighbors playing loud music, he called police to
file a complaint. When the police arrived, there was no music coming from the
neighbors house but from a musical birthday card sitting on the old man’s
window seal. What a bonehead!
Hollywood Skinny 6:15
-The Britney Spears concert
tour is headed to London next month, and she’ll be staying at the Dorchester
Hotel. Spears will be in town for eight shows, so the hotel will be Casa de
Britney for several nights. What does it take to make Britney feel at home? Let’s
go through the list of demands her people sent the hotel, shall we:
-A room that has “never” been
-Humidifiers in all areas
-a selection of current
-fresh flowers she’ll arrange
-DVDs of Marilyn Monroe
-100-watt light bulbs . . .
-No pillows on the bed (she
brings her own)
-Running routes for Hyde Park
-Security must sleep outside
-Kevin Federline is having a
tough time making ends meet-despite getting $40,000 a month from Britney. Even
that huge amount (which comes to $480,000 a year) is not enough to pay for Kevin's
lavish lifestyle. A source says, "Kevin has gone through millions of
dollars. When Britney sold their house in Malibu, he got $2 million. It's already
gone. So is the half a million he was awarded for their two years of marriage."
Despite getting a $5,000 a
month increase in child support last spring (bringing it up to $20,000 a month),
it's still not enough to pay for his ways. He's pouring tens of thousands of
dollars into his 2nd cd, even though the first one was a failure. He’s going on
tour to Europe with Britney and will reportedly be getting double what he got
in the states...he’ll get 8 grand a week...that starts in June...maybe he could
start saving some of it?! Just a thought.
-Now that the swine flu
epidemic has infected a whopping 4 people out of France’s 60 million residents,
Eminem wasn’t taking any chances of contracting the devastating illness. Photogs
caught him wearing a surgical mask at a Paris airport...see pic on the front
page of our website.
-While you’re checkin’ out
Eminem’s picture...watch Taylor Swift’s new music video for “You Belong With
-Paula Abdul is set to perform
her first single off an album due out in the fall, “I’m Just Here for the
Music” tonight on Idol. She is planning to get back in to the music scene and
what a better venue. “I was invited by the producers and I wasn’t sure it I was
going to do it because timing is of the essence,” explained Abdul. The single
reunites the Abdul with producer Oliver Lieber, who helmed Paula’s chart
topping album ‘Forever Your Girl’.
-On TV Tonight:
America’s Next Top Model
New Adventures of Old
Lie To Me
Scrubs (series finale)
American Idol (Paula, No
Doubt and Chris Daughtry perform)
Make Me a Supermodel
Law & Order
Name That Tune
Ricky Martin - She Bangs -
Carlos one point, Amy two point
Our Lady Peace - Superman’s
Dead - No One got it
Ludacris - What Them Girls
Like - Amy one point
Ray Charles - I got a Woman -
LB one point, Amy one point
Fine Young Cannibals - She
Drives Me Crazy - Amy one point,
Lady Gaga - Just Dance - Amy
one point, LB one point
Brooks and Dunn - She used to
be Mine - Amy one point
Theme: “Girl or Woman” is in every title
***Amy wins again!***
Sounds of the last 24
-Ellen had an interview with
Simon Cowell. They talked about
whether or not Kara will come back to be a judge. Simon said he ‘thinks’ she will be back and that Adam
Lambert will be the next American Idol.
-Lil Kim was kicked off “Dancing
with the Stars”.
-John Edwards was rumored to
have a child with another child.
His wife was on Oprah talking about the situation. This brought up whether or not the
other woman was at fault too. Amy
said yes but Lunch and Bobby said John Edwards is totally to blame.
-A paparazzi asked David
Hasselhoff about his recent visit to the hospital.
Email #1 - Spoiler Alert!!
Derrick and Meredith don’t get married on this next episode of “Grey’s Anatomy”
but another couple does. Carlos
mentioned that he has never seen an episode of “Friends”, “Seinfeld”, or “Home
Email #2 - I caught an
episode of Wolverine and it’s great.
Email # 3 - Can you get some
who can read and/or pronounce Spanish words besides Carlos…he’s not a real
Email #4 - LB makes my skin
crawl and I don’t like him. I’m an
armature model. That was the
wrong to tell Lunchbox.
Email #5 - Many people think
the Bobby has OCD. He doesn’t
think that he has it but Lunchbox begs to differ. Amy said the first sign is denial. If you go to Web MD, it will diagnose you; either the flu or
When bobby was in 7th
grade he was in off season football.
Their coaches wanted to keep them in shape so they made them wrestle
too. Once, he had to wrestle a guy
much bigger than him. He was so
caught up in beating this guy that his shorts ripped and his “thing” came
out. He didn’t even know and just
kept wrestling. Everyone began
yelling at him, calling him “T-bone” saying that he got “excited“ by a guy.
After his other class-mates found out, the name stuck with him. Sad story!
Carlos sent Bobby a check-list
of things that make a person OCD.
After reading the list, he realized he has a good chance of having
Hollywood Skinny 7:15
magazine may have made a big mistake putting Jessica Simpson on the cover of
their next issue. One A-list publicist said, "Having Jessica on the cover
reminds me of the time they did that with Paris Hilton. It made us think twice
before having one of our clients in the same magazine as Paris Hilton." Paris
was on the cover in 2005 -- the P.R. firm said, "It wasn't til last year that
we started taking them seriously again." Vanity Fair's director of public
relations explained the Jessica cover by saying, "She's at a crossroads in
her career. Where she's headed says a lot about celebrities in America."...whatever
-Kiefer Sutherland can't stay
out of trouble!!! Monday night, he head-butted a man in New York City, causing lacerations
on the guy's nose...all while defending the honor of Brooke Shields. It
happened at a party following the Met Costume Gala. A witness says the alleged
victim knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. .According to the
witness, Kiefer went over to the guy and told him to apologize...at that point,
he allegedly shoved Kiefer, who responded with a head-butt. Who would mess with
Jack Bourer? A police report was taken and the incident is now under
investigation. Complicating matters for Kiefer is that he's on probation for a DUI
and one of the terms is that he obey all laws...no word on whether prosecutors
will pursue the matter. Just for fun...see a video on the front page of our
website from a few years ago when Keifer got liquored up and head-butted a Christmas
tree in a hotel lobby.
-Mel Gibson’s kids are angry
with him because his mistress is three months pregnant and they don’t want to
share their inheritance with another sibling. Mel’s two oldest song have hired
an attorney to protect their trust funds. Mel told his kids he expects them to
accept the baby, but they are having a hard time with that. We’re sure it’s a difficult
time with everything that’s going on with their dad, but if all of this is over
money...they need to get over it...their all splitting billions of dollars!!!
-Oprah always gives cool
things to guests in her audience. Well, how bummed would you feel if you finally
got your chance to go to a taping of Oprah’s show and she was giving away free
KFC...yes, free chicken coupons. Guess its better than nothing, but still...its
kind of funny.
-The Price is Right had a
funny moment yesterday. Drew Carry got tickled when one of the contestants, who
happened to be a gynecologist, bid $69 on a prize.
-Kelly Ripa is on the front
page of our website looking pretty thin.
Bobby thinks she looks gross.
Amy thought she looked ripped but after taking a second look, she
changed her mind. Carlos and
Lunchbox, always looking past the bad, think she has a nice butt. She also has an outie belly-button,
which freaked everyone out.
-Hayden Panettiere was seen
with the husband of Natalie Maines…they were holding hands. He’s 44 and she’s 19. That is just
-John and Kate plus 8
news. It has been rumored that
John has been cheating on Kate with another woman. The woman’s brother came forward and said that John was
always at his sister‘s house.
A man was stoned to death in
Iraq but the woman’s life was spared. Lunchbox wondered how you go about
stoning someone. Bobby said it was
a mass stoning.
Bobby, Amy, Carlos, and
Lunchbox talked about Adam’s performance of a Led Zeppelin song, which Bobby
thought was really good. Lunchbox doesn’t really care for Danny Gokie. Kara called Randy a “Rock God” and this
annoyed Bobby so much. Kris Allen
sang “Come Together” by the Beatles and the judges didn’t think it was very good. Danny Gokie sang “Dream On” and the end
was awful. Everyone thought Allison did a good job but that she will be the one
going home. Paula sings “I’m just
here for the music” which is like a teen pop song. She’ll probably lip sync.
Paula is now saying she had a pill problem. Bobby played a clip of her saying she had never taken any
drugs and now she’s saying she has.
Listen to the clips on-line.
Biggest Rock Songs of
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to
Heaven - LB 2 points
Don Mclean - American Pie -
LB 1 point, Carlos 2, Amy 1
The Who - My Generation - Amy
1, LB 1, Carlos 1
The Beatles - Hold Your Hand
- Amy 2, LB 2, Carlos 2
Jimmy Hendricks - All Along
the - No points
The Rolling Stones - Can’t
Always Get What You Want - Amy 1, Carlos 1
Lynard Skynard - Free Bird -
LB 2 points
***Lunchbox won Laura
No twittering during the
show! Amy and Lunchbox were
twittering during the show and got busted. Bobby told them if they get caught again, they will be put
on the shocker.
Amy’s Blog - Amy was
very disappointed with herself yesterday.
She called the 1-800 number on the back of Josie’s Denta sticks because
she wasn’t happy with them; they made Josie feel bad. They didn’t offer her any free items for compensation like
she thought they would.
LB’s Manblog - Lunchbox
thinks insurance is so stupid. He
went to the dermatologist to get a mole removed and insurance didn’t cover any
of it (so he thinks). He got a
bill that said the procedure cost $172.63 and the amount covered by insurance
was nothing. He thinks car
insurance is stupid too. He’s
thinking about doing away with both of them.
Bobby’s Blog - Yesterday,
Bobby jokingly said that if you make your waitress laugh, you don’t have to tip
her. All these waitresses got
upset with Bobby because of this.
He also said if you sign twitter, they will pay for your food. Seriously, who would believe this.
Lucky Lady Found Money
A lady found $120,000 in a
bag at an ATM machine. She turned the money in and if no one claims the money,
she will get to keep it. Lucky! Amy thought maybe it was a “secret drop”. Lunchbox agreed saying maybe Bobby
thinks maybe they can look on the security cameras to see who dropped the money
Fergie has a new song out. It’s
a mash-up from the songs, “Fergilious” and “Push It“. You can listen to it on the podcast. Bobby started mixing music LIVE…he’s a
real DJ. Stacks and Wacks! He said being a DJ is so easy now, just
like being a photographer. You can
use your MAC computer to “mix it up” and a fancy camera to take all your
pictures. “Highway to Hell” and Britney Spears, “Gimme More“ was the best
mix. He also added a little Simon
Cowell to the mix.
-Amy took a test to be a step
teacher and she failed! She passed
one part but not the other. She thinks she would have made a great
step teacher she just wouldn’t have been able to tell you what muscles you were
-Sudden Lesbian Syndrome was
a topic on Oprah. Apparently,
these people just fall in love with the “person” and don’t care if it’s a man
or a woman.
-Cinco De Mayo was yesterday,
Carlos’ holiday. He didn’t even
celebrate; he ate Subway.
-Apple is trying to buy
Twitter for $700,000,000. It is
ran by 2 men and they will soon be multi-millionaires.
-A baby is shirking in Salt
Lake City, Utah. She hasn’t gained
weight since birth and she is now shrinking. Her parents are taking her to see specialists at
-A woman who tried to lose
weight forever and couldn’t found out that she had a 40lb ovarian tumor.
-A woman had a hole in her
face, after being shot by her husband.
She recently got a new face and Amy thought she looked gorgeous. No one thought so.
-A bus driver wouldn’t let
these kids off the bus because they were misbehaving. He was charged with kidnapping!
An 11-year-boy has a personal
body guard because of all the bullies at his school. The boy’s parents’ took matters into to their own hands when
the school wouldn’t take action.
They hired a personal bodyguard for him for protection.
-This brought up the scenario
about children and winner and losers.
Amy doesn’t think that children should have the mind set that everyone
is a winner. You should keep score and their should be loser so kids don’t get
a false hope when they are older.
A man put an electric dog
collar on his kids…We do this all time! The father went to jail for this.
Alayna read two actors and
the cast had to guess what movie they are both in.
-Ben Affleck and Scarlett
Johnson - He’s Just Not That Into You - Amy 1, LB 1
-Jimmy Fallon and Drew
Barrymore - Fever Pitch - LB 1, Bobby 1
-Ben Stiller and David
Duchovny - Zoolander -Amy 1
-Catherine Zeta Jones and
Antonio Banderas - Zorro - LB 1, Amy 1, Bobby 1
-Jamie Foxx and Jake
Gyllenhaal - Jarhead - Bobby 1
-Reese Witherspoon and
Jennifer Goodwin - Walk the Line - No points
-Morgan Freeman and Jim Carry
- Bruce Almighty - Carlos 1, Bobby 1
Lunchbox got a ticket
yesterday from a cop on a motorcycle.
His inspection sticker was out and the cop wrote him a ticket. LB offered to get him a shout out but the cop said no.
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