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Good Morning! Today is national nurse day! All of the sexy nurses out there, today is your day.  

Homeless Guy

Bobby is always paranoid about getting robbed and/or raped.  Just to ease his mind, he gave his sausage biscuit to a homeless man this morning.  He thinks being nice to everyone, will bring him good karma. 

BandSlam Movie

The full length trailer for Twilight 2 will be at the beginning of Band Slam, which is the movie Bobby is in.  He’s very excited about this and all of you should be too!  Check the movie out.

-Does anyone watch the Tony Awards?  We were talking about it today and none of us even knew what the award show consisted of.

Dog Chips

A dog ran away from home 8 years ago and now he’s back.  A man who lives 45 minutes from of the owners recently found the dog and took it to the Human Society. Luckily, the dog had a chip in it and it was linked back the family.  They were shocked thinking that he was gone for good. Bobby and Amy have chips in their dogs.  Amy did this after Josie got lose.  Lunchbox and Bobby think Josie looks mean…she’s a Rottweiler.  Amy said she is sweet and you would fall in love with her if you saw her.  Amy took her running yesterday and there were several children around.  This scares Bobby because he doesn’t think she can control her.

Old Mug Shot

A mug shot of a guy that was from the 70’s  was just caught 30 years later.  He was in jail for robbery and his wife didn’t know that he was a felon.  He is being sent back Tennessee and will most likely be there in jail for a while. 

Celebrity Birthdays

George Clooney is 48

Roma Downey is 49 (“Touched by an Angel”)

Tom Bergeron is 54 (“Dancing with the Stars”)

Alan Dale is 62 (“Lost and Ugly Betty”)

Chris Shiflett is 38 (Foo Fighters)

Mark Bryan is 42 (Hootie and the Blowfish)

Tony Scalzo is 45 (Fastball)

Bob Seger is 64 (Grammy winner; #1 album “Against the Wind” and the song “Old Time Rock N‘ Roll“)

Bonehead Story of the Day

Today’s Bonehead comes to us from Germany.  A 82 year old man was so frustrated with his neighbors playing loud music, he called police to file a complaint. When the police arrived, there was no music coming from the neighbors house but from a musical birthday card sitting on the old man’s window seal.  What a bonehead!

Hollywood Skinny 6:15 & 8:15

-The Britney Spears concert tour is headed to London next month, and she’ll be staying at the Dorchester Hotel. Spears will be in town for eight shows, so the hotel will be Casa de Britney for several nights. What does it take to make Britney feel at home? Let’s go through the list of demands her people sent the hotel, shall we:

-A room that has “never” been smoked in

-Humidifiers in all areas

-a selection of current magazines

-fresh flowers she’ll arrange herself

-Chick-flick novels

-DVDs of Marilyn Monroe movies

-100-watt light bulbs . . .

-No pillows on the bed (she brings her own)

-Running routes for Hyde Park

-Security must sleep outside her room.

-Kevin Federline is having a tough time making ends meet-despite getting $40,000 a month from Britney. Even that huge amount (which comes to $480,000 a year) is not enough to pay for Kevin's lavish lifestyle. A source says, "Kevin has gone through millions of dollars. When Britney sold their house in Malibu, he got $2 million. It's already gone. So is the half a million he was awarded for their two years of marriage."

Despite getting a $5,000 a month increase in child support last spring (bringing it up to $20,000 a month), it's still not enough to pay for his ways. He's pouring tens of thousands of dollars into his 2nd cd, even though the first one was a failure. He’s going on tour to Europe with Britney and will reportedly be getting double what he got in the states...he’ll get 8 grand a week...that starts in June...maybe he could start saving some of it?! Just a thought.

-Now that the swine flu epidemic has infected a whopping 4 people out of France’s 60 million residents, Eminem wasn’t taking any chances of contracting the devastating illness. Photogs caught him wearing a surgical mask at a Paris airport...see pic on the front page of our website.

-While you’re checkin’ out Eminem’s picture...watch Taylor Swift’s new music video for “You Belong With Me.”

-Paula Abdul is set to perform her first single off an album due out in the fall, “I’m Just Here for the Music” tonight on Idol. She is planning to get back in to the music scene and what a better venue. “I was invited by the producers and I wasn’t sure it I was going to do it because timing is of the essence,” explained Abdul. The single reunites the Abdul with producer Oliver Lieber, who helmed Paula’s chart topping album ‘Forever Your Girl’.

-On TV Tonight:

America’s Next Top Model

New Adventures of Old Christine

Lie To Me

Scrubs (series finale)

Gary Unmarried

American Idol (Paula, No Doubt and Chris Daughtry perform)

Make Me a Supermodel

The Unusuals

CSI:NY

Law & Order

Name That Tune

Ricky Martin - She Bangs - Carlos one point, Amy two point

Our Lady Peace - Superman’s Dead - No One got it

Ludacris - What Them Girls Like -  Amy one point

Ray Charles - I got a Woman - LB one point, Amy one point

Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy - Amy one point,

Lady Gaga - Just Dance - Amy one point, LB one point

Brooks and Dunn - She used to be Mine - Amy one point

Theme:  “Girl or Woman” is in every title

***Amy wins again!***

Sounds of the last 24 hours

-Ellen had an interview with Simon Cowell.  They talked about whether or not Kara will come back to be a judge.  Simon said he ‘thinks’ she will be back and that Adam Lambert will be the next American Idol.

-Lil Kim was kicked off “Dancing with the Stars”.

-John Edwards was rumored to have a child with another child.  His wife was on Oprah talking about the situation.  This brought up whether or not the other woman was at fault too.  Amy said yes but Lunch and Bobby said John Edwards is totally to blame.

-A paparazzi asked David Hasselhoff about his recent visit to the hospital.

Mailbag Time

Email #1 - Spoiler Alert!! Derrick and Meredith don’t get married on this next episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” but another couple does.  Carlos mentioned that he has never seen an episode of “Friends”, “Seinfeld”, or “Home Improvement“.

Email #2 - I caught an episode of Wolverine and it’s great.

Email # 3 - Can you get some who can read and/or pronounce Spanish words besides Carlos…he’s not a real Mexican.

Email #4 - LB makes my skin crawl and I don’t like him.  I’m an armature model.   That was the wrong to tell Lunchbox.

Email #5 - Many people think the Bobby has OCD.  He doesn’t think that he has it but Lunchbox begs to differ.  Amy said the first sign is denial.  If you go to Web MD, it will diagnose you; either the flu or Ebola. 

T-Bone

When bobby was in 7^th grade he was in off season football.  Their coaches wanted to keep them in shape so they made them wrestle too.  Once, he had to wrestle a guy much bigger than him.  He was so caught up in beating this guy that his shorts ripped and his “thing” came out.  He didn’t even know and just kept wrestling.  Everyone began yelling at him, calling him “T-bone” saying that he got “excited“ by a guy. After his other class-mates found out, the name stuck with him. Sad story!

OCD

Carlos sent Bobby a check-list of things that make a person OCD.  After reading the list, he realized he has a good chance of having it. 

Hollywood Skinny 7:15 & 9:15

-"Vanity Fair" magazine may have made a big mistake putting Jessica Simpson on the cover of their next issue. One A-list publicist said, "Having Jessica on the cover reminds me of the time they did that with Paris Hilton. It made us think twice before having one of our clients in the same magazine as Paris Hilton." Paris was on the cover in 2005 -- the P.R. firm said, "It wasn't til last year that we started taking them seriously again." Vanity Fair's director of public relations explained the Jessica cover by saying, "She's at a crossroads in her career. Where she's headed says a lot about celebrities in America."...whatever that means?!

-Kiefer Sutherland can't stay out of trouble!!! Monday night, he head-butted a man in New York City, causing lacerations on the guy's nose...all while defending the honor of Brooke Shields. It happened at a party following the Met Costume Gala. A witness says the alleged victim knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. .According to the witness, Kiefer went over to the guy and told him to apologize...at that point, he allegedly shoved Kiefer, who responded with a head-butt. Who would mess with Jack Bourer? A police report was taken and the incident is now under investigation. Complicating matters for Kiefer is that he's on probation for a DUI and one of the terms is that he obey all laws...no word on whether prosecutors will pursue the matter. Just for fun...see a video on the front page of our website from a few years ago when Keifer got liquored up and head-butted a Christmas tree in a hotel lobby.

-Mel Gibson’s kids are angry with him because his mistress is three months pregnant and they don’t want to share their inheritance with another sibling. Mel’s two oldest song have hired an attorney to protect their trust funds. Mel told his kids he expects them to accept the baby, but they are having a hard time with that. We’re sure it’s a difficult time with everything that’s going on with their dad, but if all of this is over money...they need to get over it...their all splitting billions of dollars!!!

-Oprah always gives cool things to guests in her audience. Well, how bummed would you feel if you finally got your chance to go to a taping of Oprah’s show and she was giving away free KFC...yes, free chicken coupons. Guess its better than nothing, but still...its kind of funny.

Stories

-The Price is Right had a funny moment yesterday. Drew Carry got tickled when one of the contestants, who happened to be a gynecologist, bid $69 on a prize.

-Kelly Ripa is on the front page of our website looking pretty thin.  Bobby thinks she looks gross.  Amy thought she looked ripped but after taking a second look, she changed her mind.  Carlos and Lunchbox, always looking past the bad, think she has a nice butt.  She also has an outie belly-button, which freaked everyone out.  

-Hayden Panettiere was seen with the husband of Natalie Maines…they were holding hands.  He’s 44 and she’s 19. That is just weird. 

-John and Kate plus 8 news.  It has been rumored that John has been cheating on Kate with another woman.  The woman’s brother came forward and said that John was always at his sister‘s house.

Stoning

A man was stoned to death in Iraq but the woman’s life was spared. Lunchbox wondered how you go about stoning someone.  Bobby said it was a mass stoning.

American Idol Performances

Bobby, Amy, Carlos, and Lunchbox talked about Adam’s performance of a Led Zeppelin song, which Bobby thought was really good. Lunchbox doesn’t really care for Danny Gokie.  Kara called Randy a “Rock God” and this annoyed Bobby so much.  Kris Allen sang “Come Together” by the Beatles and the judges didn’t think  it was very good.  Danny Gokie sang “Dream On” and the end was awful. Everyone thought Allison did a good job but that she will be the one going home.  Paula sings “I’m just here for the music” which is like a teen pop song. She’ll probably lip sync. Paula is now saying she had a pill problem.  Bobby played a clip of her saying she had never taken any drugs and now she’s saying she has.  Listen to the clips on-line.  

Biggest Rock Songs of all Time

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven - LB 2 points

Don Mclean - American Pie - LB 1 point, Carlos 2, Amy 1

The Who - My Generation - Amy 1, LB 1, Carlos 1

The Beatles - Hold Your Hand - Amy 2, LB 2, Carlos 2

Jimmy Hendricks - All Along the - No points

The Rolling Stones - Can’t Always Get What You Want - Amy 1, Carlos 1

Lynard Skynard - Free Bird - LB 2 points

***Lunchbox won Laura Tickets!!!***

Twitter

No twittering during the show!  Amy and Lunchbox were twittering during the show and got busted.  Bobby told them if they get caught again, they will be put on the shocker.

Blogs

Amy’s Blog - Amy was very disappointed with herself yesterday.  She called the 1-800 number on the back of Josie’s Denta sticks because she wasn’t happy with them; they made Josie feel bad.  They didn’t offer her any free items for compensation like she thought they would.  

LB’s Manblog - Lunchbox thinks insurance is so stupid.  He went to the dermatologist to get a mole removed and insurance didn’t cover any of it (so he thinks).  He got a bill that said the procedure cost $172.63 and the amount covered by insurance was nothing.  He thinks car insurance is stupid too.  He’s thinking about doing away with both of them.

Bobby’s Blog - Yesterday, Bobby jokingly said that if you make your waitress laugh, you don’t have to tip her.  All these waitresses got upset with Bobby because of this.  He also said if you sign twitter, they will pay for your food.  Seriously, who would believe this.

Lucky Lady Found Money

A lady found $120,000 in a bag at an ATM machine. She turned the money in and if no one claims the money, she will get to keep it. Lucky! Amy thought maybe it was a “secret drop”.  Lunchbox agreed saying maybe Bobby thinks maybe they can look on the security cameras to see who dropped the money off.

Mix-It-Up Songs

Fergie has a new song out. It’s a mash-up from the songs, “Fergilious” and “Push It“.  You can listen to it on the podcast.  Bobby started mixing music LIVE…he’s a real DJ.  Stacks and Wacks!  He said being a DJ is so easy now, just like being a photographer.  You can use your MAC computer to “mix it up” and a fancy camera to take all your pictures. “Highway to Hell” and Britney Spears, “Gimme More“ was the best mix.  He also added a little Simon Cowell to the mix.

-Amy took a test to be a step teacher and she failed!  She passed one part but not  the other.  She thinks she would have made a great step teacher she just wouldn’t have been able to tell you what muscles you were using.

Stories

-Sudden Lesbian Syndrome was a topic on Oprah.  Apparently, these people just fall in love with the “person” and don’t care if it’s a man or a woman.

-Cinco De Mayo was yesterday, Carlos’ holiday.  He didn’t even celebrate; he ate Subway. 

-Apple is trying to buy Twitter for $700,000,000.  It is ran by 2 men and they will soon be multi-millionaires.

-A baby is shirking in Salt Lake City, Utah.  She hasn’t gained weight since birth and she is now shrinking.  Her parents are taking her to see specialists at Harvard. 

-A woman who tried to lose weight forever and couldn’t found out that she had a 40lb ovarian tumor.

-A woman had a hole in her face, after being shot by her husband.  She recently got a new face and Amy thought she looked gorgeous.  No one thought so.

-A bus driver wouldn’t let these kids off the bus because they were misbehaving.  He was charged with kidnapping!  

Personal Bodyguard

An 11-year-boy has a personal body guard because of all the bullies at his school.  The boy’s parents’ took matters into to their own hands when the school wouldn’t take action.  They hired a personal bodyguard for him for protection. 

-This brought up the scenario about children and winner and losers.  Amy doesn’t think that children should have the mind set that everyone is a winner. You should keep score and their should be loser so kids don’t get a false hope when they are older. 

The Shocker

A man put an electric dog collar on his kids…We do this all time! The father went to jail for this. Uh-oh!

Movie Game

Alayna read two actors and the cast had to guess what movie they are both in.

-Ben Affleck and Scarlett Johnson - He’s Just Not That Into You - Amy 1, LB 1

-Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore - Fever Pitch - LB 1, Bobby 1

-Ben Stiller and David Duchovny - Zoolander -Amy 1

-Catherine Zeta Jones and Antonio Banderas - Zorro - LB 1, Amy 1, Bobby 1

-Jamie Foxx and Jake Gyllenhaal - Jarhead - Bobby 1  

-Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Goodwin - Walk the Line - No points

-Morgan Freeman and Jim Carry - Bruce Almighty - Carlos 1, Bobby 1

***Bobby won!!!***

Lunchbox’s Ticket

Lunchbox got a ticket yesterday from a cop on a motorcycle.  His inspection sticker was out and the cop wrote him  a ticket.  LB offered to get him a shout out but the cop said no.

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